"His Harvest Was Gathered And He Smoked His Pipe..."

 "Then one night Hallowe'en pumpkins grinned from fenceposts, and children shivered with delight as they ran past in their funny clothes."

Hallownoms

I stole this picture off my friend Shannon's Instagram feed because I love it and also those cookies look nummy and also I didn't get a chance to steal any of the actual cookies, so it's only fair that I steal the picture.

The Hammer Adds Ten Pounds Of Wickedness...

And What Was That Plan, Exactly?

 You'll eat when Big Boy says you can eat, Katie.

Prince Of Nails

Right Smack Dab In The Pulpy Center Of October

Have you checked your calendars today? We're at the midpoint of the 2013 Hallowe'en Countdown!

Those Fingers In My Hair. That Sly Come Hither Stare. It's-

Little Picture Book Of Horrors, or See George Creep!