Open Wide

The Foot Of The Stairs

Little Green Monster

Magilla Bell

Itty Bitty Cowpoke

Mystic Garden

Two thoughts occur to me about this post-

Thought #1: this is probably way more pictures of the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea board game than anybody would ever care to look at, but the game just had so many cool graphics and brightly-colored pieces of plastic that I couldn't stop taking pictures.

Thought #2: It's time to get some Roundup for the driveway.

Bunny Blue

Springtime For Twiddlebugs

Unlucky

10. The Dashboard Diva Does Broadway

The Dashboard Diva fails to live up to her hype... I expected a lot more hip motion.

Two days after this video was filmed the Dashboard Diva had some sort of "Behind the Scenes" meltdown and crumbled to pieces on my passenger's side floorboard. There is still a tiny plastic arm floating around the floor of my car somewhere.

It was the best $1.00 I ever spent.

I Think I Could Even Hate You

And She Glows On And On...

How To Make A Monster

Word Of The Day

Luthorficiality:


Like superficiality, only bad.

Midnight Confessions

Whew! That's another Hallowe'en over and done with! Time to post my after-holiday Hallowe'en wrap-up... what's this? Looks like PJ was just using the computer... he's left his email up. Hmmm....

'Thank you for opening a MyDemonSpace account?'

'You've placed the winning bid on edemon.com?'

'Here's the latest news from 365Demon?'

'Pazuzu666 has listed you as a friend?'

'Special offer only for members of the Nancy Grace Fan Club!?!'

Oh my gosh! I wonder if all those things people have been saying about PJ could be true?

Oh! Um, hey! Hi! Hi there! I was just... that is... I was... I mean. I wasn't snooping through your emails if that's what you think. I mean they were right there in front of me and I... maybe I noticed a couple of them, but... um...

Look. I've got something I want to ask you and, well I'm just gonna come right out and ask it.

Are you... are you by any chance...

Are you a demon?

Oh, man! I can't believe it! And after I've spent this past month defending you to all those people... how could you go and lie to me like that?

'...Inadvertently given you information?' That day in the thrift store when we met I specifically asked you if you were a demon and you said 'Jeepers, no!'

You lied. Well, that's just great. And after I told you that my landlady asked me not to keep any more than two demons in the house at a time!

Well, you have me on that one. Still, she lives right up the street. What if she Alice Kravitz around the place and spots you? I just moved a couple months ago, I don't want to have to go through all that again!

That was you? They blamed the neighbor's dog for that!

'Ooopsie' is right. They put Fluffernutter to sleep, you know.

That was nice of you, I suppose.

So...

What kind of demon are you, exactly?

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