Mellow Yellow

Do The Mash

It's Not Just Hot, It's Swizzle Stick Hot!

I would have much rather have found the actual model or even the box that it came in, but the instruction sheet is kind of a work of art in and of itself what with all of that groovy '60's drag-racing talk and the fact that I've decided that 'swizzle stick hot' will be an excellent addition to my catalog of nonsense slang that I whip out at odd conversational moments. Usually during religious ceremonies.

Cookie Cutters

All of which beg the questions... who is this 'Mr. Keebler' and what were the circumstances by which little Ernie the Elf wrested control of the Cookie Tree away from him?

Midnight In The Ice Cream Parlor

I have to post this quick-like while there's just enough summertime left to make ice cream treats seem topical-

Plague Rats

Really? Lab Chow? Purina Lab Chow? Do they still make that?

It's All Fun 'N Games Until Popeye Loses An Eye

Cheater, Cheater Sticker Eater

See Huck Talk

Via that break-thru technological sensation of modern science known as Scroll-O-Vision I am pleased to present Plastic Pumpkins' latest ground-breaking, edge-cutting featurette... Talking Huck! What is Scroll-O-Vision and how can it bring a cartoon portrait of Huckleberry Hound to life? You've heard of flip books, right? Well this is 2009's digitalised answer to that hoary old pastime. See that vertical-running scroll bar on the side of your computer monitor? Simply click on the bottom of that bar and use your mouse to scroll your screen down as quickly as you can all the while staring unblinkingly at Mr. Hound. Wow! It looks like he's really talking to you doesn't it? And the fun doesn't have to end just because I reached a limit on how many times I was interested in cutting and pasting the html code for these two pictures. When you hit the end of this post simply scroll back up again as fast as you can. And then back down again. And then up again. And down. And up. And down. You and Huck can carry on imaginary conversations for hours on end!

If it didn't look like Huck was really talking to you, then you were probably doing something wrong. Or maybe you need to clear your cache. Try clearing your cache.

Pink Elephants

Is There A Parade In Town?

Is it too soon after David Carradine for me to publish a picture of the Hamburglar asphyxiating himself with his own tie?

Rock City '56

April Showers

Egg-stounding Factoids To Egg-maze & Egg-ertain!

9. Gummy Jaws