Sunday, September 27, 2009

Cookie Cutters

All of which beg the questions... who is this 'Mr. Keebler' and what were the circumstances by which little Ernie the Elf wrested control of the Cookie Tree away from him?

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Magilla Bell

Wednesday, September 23, 2009


Monday, September 21, 2009

When Grimace Met Magritte

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Everybody Was Kung Fu Skating

I don't know why, but this panel just amuses me.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Let Me Hear You Say "Wongo!"

Two questions: why did it take me so long to see "The Wild Women of Wongo" and how do I ever thank you enough, Netflix? Besides giving you money every month, I mean.

I don't even want to know what's going on in this picture.

Ssshhhh! They're hiding!

It's Geena Davis!

It's Janice Dickinson!

So it seems that most of the male cast members of this movie were hired from down at the local gymnasium and were thoughtfully not given anything too actorly to do like 'speaking lines' or 'moving.' Mostly they stand around in the background holding spears and surreptitiously checking out each others glutes. At the end of the movie however it seems like the (I suppose there most have been one) director of WWoW decided that it would be cute if the male Wongo-ians all stood beside their brand new mates and winked... conspiratorially, flirtatiously?... at the camera. After all, even a non-actor couldn't screw up a simple wink.


All a little non-elegant and hammy maybe, but at least they were a lot better attempts than this next poor fellow who turned to the camera, made a face like he was trying to pass a stone and then just looked sort of sad and confused for a moment...

... but then he remembered how pretty he was and everything was okay!

If people had called each other 'douchebag' back when this movie was made then that's what the woman at his side would have been thinking right at that moment.