Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Mystic Garden

Two thoughts occur to me about this post-

Thought #1: this is probably way more pictures of the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea board game than anybody would ever care to look at, but the game just had so many cool graphics and brightly-colored pieces of plastic that I couldn't stop taking pictures.

Thought #2: It's time to get some Roundup for the driveway.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Color Me Goofy

Hey, that's my name...

Hey, that's my name again! It's like somebody is trying to communicate with me across the decades.

Freaky puppy.

One time, some friends and me were at an amusement park and between us we laid down a couple hundred dollars on this game where you had to shoot Nerf balls at a stack of milk bottles and try to knock them over and we never could knock them all over, but we were just b. s.'ing and having a good time and the girl that was running the game couldn't believe that we weren't getting upset and yelling at her because we weren't winning and I realized what a crap job it must be to stand there all day and get yelled at by a bunch of dumbf***s because they didn't win a stuffed Tweety Bird.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Friday, April 17, 2009

The Haunting Of Plastic Pumpkins



"Are you awake? Don't say a word, Theo! Don't say a word!"

"Don't let it know you're in my room!"


Ha, ha, ha, ha, HA, HA, HEE, HA, HEE, HEE, HA!

"Take my hand, Theo!"

"Oh, for God's sake- don't scream!"


"Do you think it's over?"

"Theo, you're breaking my hand!"

sob! boo hoo! sob!



"This is monstrous! It's hurting a child! It thinks to scare me... well it has and poor Theo, too! Honestly, it feels like she's breaking my hand!"


EEEEK! boo hoo hoo! sob!

"I will take a lot from this filthy house, but I will not go along with hurting a child... no I will not!"

"I will get my mouth to open right now and I will yell, I will yell, I will yell, I WILL YELL-"

"STOP IT!!!!!"



"What!?! What, Nell, what?"

"Oh, God...."

"Whose hand was I holding!?!"

"That was me. Sorry."