Who's Afraid Of The Big, Bad Simzilla?

After far, far too long a period of inactivity, the ocean's waters roil and the mighty foot fall of Godzilla is heard echoing once more through the glass canyons of SimCity. What fearsome fate awaits this fair metropolis at the scaly paws of a well-rested kaiju?

Godzilla has invited the neighbors over for dinner...

Oh, Godzilla! You're so gosh darn literal!

When did you become a homeowner?

Simzilla Vs. The Inattentive Waitstaff!!

The waters off SimCity's coast roil and the fearsome visage of Godzilla once more towers over the skyline. Tremble, SimCity, tremble... for Godzilla hungers!!

"Table for one please."

"Your waiter will be with you shortly to take your order."

"Dum, dee, dum-de-dum..."

"Mmm... halibut."

"Hello? Better Business Bureau?"

The End?

Terror Of Simzilla!

The light of the October moon glistening off his armor-like scales, Godzilla rises once again from the dark depth's of SimCity harbor. What foul tricks has he in store for the noble city this dark evening?

The big Hallowe'en party is tonight! Godzilla needs a kick-ass costume, pronto!

Godzilla does not like sharks. They bite Godzilla's toes.

Too Christmas-y.

Too Easter-y.

"Zilla. Godzilla."

Minya?

Even in drag, Godzilla is hot!

It troubles Godzilla that he can not see his head.

Godzilla already has a brain, thank you very much Mr. Wizard.

Too tight! Too tight! Godzilla looks like a supermodel!

Wait a minute...

Oh, yeah! This little baby will be turning a few heads tonight!

This party is off the hook and Godzilla's costume is the center of attention!

"Shake, shake, shake... shake your bootie!"

"Shake, shake, shake... shake your boot-"

"-eh?"

Godzilla hates Hallowe'en

The End?