Monday, January 08, 2007

Making Magic The Milton Way

"By the Frosted Tarts of Kellogg's! I am Milton, Toaster Supreme and I bid you welcome! Today I will empart upon you the secrets behind my vast sorcerous powers... secrets learned at the knee of the Ancient One on a wind-swept mountain top in the unforgiving wilds of Battle Creek, Michigan. Heed my teachings and study them well and one day you too may become a Master of the Pastry Arts!" *

*Crimson Potholders of Cyttorak not included.

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