WOW It's Spring!

The last 'wild spring thing' that I saw looked a whole lot like a pile of sun-burned co-eds passed out in small pools of vomit and Two-buck Chuck on the shag-carpeted motel room floor of a Daytona Beach Red Roof...

Man, oh man... white bread and Smuckers jelly rolls! Does that take me back... When was the last time I made myself a pile of white bread and Smuckers jelly rolls? Actually, it was this morning for breakfast.

It's Tilda Swinton! Ha, ha! Get it? She's pale and has got stringy hair. Get it? I'm looking at the third one from the left up there. See it? Do you see the resemblance? Ha, ha! Would Bjork have been funnier?