If She Doesn't Steer You...
I was at the grocery store looking for pumpkin spice M & M's when what did I find in the seasonal's aisle but a Fisher-Price Little People-fied version of Cruella de Vil in a sporty little speedster all bepainted in Hallowe'eny colors of black & purple & orange & bat. There were three made-up words in that sentence and one color that's not really a color. Point is, why didn't I know this existed? Why isn't the internet all abuzz with news of this, in much the same way that it hums with the praises of pumpkin spice M & M's? Are people just not excited about this?
No. No way. Just look at that smile. Look how happy she is as she burns rubber through the darkened streets at night, cutting down innocent puppies and leaving the pavement behind her slick with blood and polka dots.
Of course people are excited about this.
4 comments:
Creepy cool!
Very cool and all of your made-up words rock. (Are there really pumpkin spice M&Ms? Nossir. No way. Way?) I keep trying to prove I'm not a robot, but Captcha won't give me words to prove it! Crap. That doesn't mean I'm a robot, does it (i.e., cannot see Captcha's words and weird numerals)? Food for thought.
If you are a robot than you would for sure be one of those wind-up Godzilla's that shoot sparks out of their mouths.
I have seen pictures of those pumpkin spice M & M's on the internet, but have yet to encounter them in person. Apparently they are too highfalutin' for my neck of the wood.
You, sir, are SO RIGHT! I would definitely be a wind-up Godzilla that shoots sparks out of its mouth. HA! I've NAILED the captcha this time...not a robot after all (at least not today...).
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