Amusement Park Mascots Of The Damned

An anthropomorphosized splatter of blood plus a cow begging to be spared from the slaughterhouse add up to 'Fun, fun, fun!' for children of all ages!

I have a very real fear of blood, needles and all things relating to such and was also once in my childhood badly frightened in a grocery store by a guy in a Mr. Peanut costume, so my mother thought that this would be the perfect thing to clip out of the paper and save for me. Thanks, Mom!

I stand here amazed by the fact that I made it through my entire adolescence without going all Lizzie Borden on her ass...