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The "Official Plastic Pumpkin's Better Late Than Never, How The Hell Did It Get To Be The 13th Of October Anyway And Why Didn't Somebody Warn Me That Hallowe'en Was Right Around The Corner And... Hey Look, Is That Something Shiny? Celebration" will be coming your way any second now. And by 'any second now' I mean 'keep your fingers crossed and hope for tomorrow.'

Thanks to everybody who emailed wondering what happened and offering to bail me out of whatever prison cell I'd managed to land myself in... Halloween posts may be a bit random and underwhelming this year but I promise to try and make up for it come Christmas-time!