It's Not Just Hot, It's Swizzle Stick Hot!

I would have much rather have found the actual model or even the box that it came in, but the instruction sheet is kind of a work of art in and of itself what with all of that groovy '60's drag-racing talk and the fact that I've decided that 'swizzle stick hot' will be an excellent addition to my catalog of nonsense slang that I whip out at odd conversational moments. Usually during religious ceremonies.