The Trouble With Plastic Santas...

... is that they all have the same name. It's Santa. So what's the point in coming up with anything different. And as far as a back story goes it's pretty much all laid out already... jolly fat guy, elves, reindeer, 'Ho, ho, ho!' Where's the fun in coming up with humorous, tongue-in-cheek descriptions of these guys when several centuries of mythology and Coca-Cola commercials have cobbled together a better history than I could ever make up?

So instead of belabored prose I give you... artsy camera angles! Enjoy...