Nine Tips (And Some Change) For Throwing A Rocking Children's Party!
TIP #1-
Always invite some children to a children's party... they seem to really enjoy themselves. Don't invite too many children, because for every one that you invite two more will wander in off the street. I have no idea who any of these children are. They are all street children. TIP #1A-
Small chairs shaped like Elmo that giggle and vibrate when you sit on them are disturbing to everyone, not just the birthday boy.
TIP #2-
Always have a bouncy castle.
TIP#3- Always insure that the bouncy castle is properly inflated.
TIP#4- Snacks should always be from the greasy and/or sticky food groups.
TIP#5-
That crunchy stuff that's leftover at the bottom of the cotton candy machine when you've spun your last cone? That's the best s**t!
TIP#6- For party favors you can never go wrong with figurines of Minnie Mouse dressed as a Victorian hooker.
Mickey the Ripper sold separately.
TIP#7-
No clowns. Clowns bad.
TIP#8- Always have plenty of face paint on hand. Kids love face paint!
TIP#8a-
When it's asked by a pack of slavering four-year-olds, the words "Sure. Why not?" are never the correct answer to the question, "Can we paint your face?"
TIP#9-
Party like it's the last day of Mardi Gras!
3 comments:
Tip #7: No clowns. Clowns bad.
Then in Tip #8, you have a picture of a bad clown.
Seriously, going as "Matisse: Children's Interpretation" is pure farcking GENIOUS 'round All Hallows Eve Time.
That clown is not bad, he's just misunderstood. He only kills to survive...
Great pictures, punkin' man, and that looks like a heckuva shindig. I love the little top hat picture.
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