Monday, April 30, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
So where were we?
No, it's not safety that the Four find topside but rather...
Someone should have tried that move about 97 pages back...
Arriving at the garage the FF find An Unbelievable Sight!-
A mystery for the ages why the author thought that fact needed stating aloud.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
So, Sue sets out to rescue her teammates. She finds a slowly re-awakening Ben who explains how he came to be lying unconscious in the middle of a pile of rocks-
Sue frees the dampened Johnny from the den next (And towels him off, I guess.) Then it's off to untangle her idiot husband-
"Gawrsh, Mickey! I dunno!"
Sue is totally freakin' out, man!
Flash forward through about 47 pages of corridor wandering to-
It's the Evil Study of the Evil Dr. Weird!
The FF always start their days with an extra big bowl of Sugar-Frosted Stupid Flakes!
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Ben's persecution complex and rampant paranoia lead him into single-handedly renovating Dr. Weird's basement rec room.
That's a wringer washer he's smashing there.
It's important to note that not only has the Thing been defeated by a ratty old armchair, he's been defeated by a ratty old armchair that isn't really a lame-ass super villain in disguise.
When faced by as cunning and unrelenting an enemy as a ratty old armchair that isn't actually a super villain in disguise there is no shame in strategic retreat.
Oh irony! Thou name art 'Big Little Books!'
Sue was just about to flee the kitchen when, all of a sudden, the tiger transforms into-
No, she hasn't accidentally wandered into Drag Nite at Club Cavity, it's none other than-
Helpful hint: study up on your foe's abilities and powers before issuing your 'battle to the death' challenges.
Faced with their foe's complete inadequacy and all around non-threatening vibe Susan can come to only one conclusion-
The Fantastic Four are screwed.