Oh! Um, hey! Hi! Hi there! I was just... that is... I was... I mean. I wasn't snooping through your emails if that's what you think. I mean they were right there in front of me and I... maybe I noticed a couple of them, but... um...
Look. I've got something I want to ask you and, well I'm just gonna come right out and ask it.
Are you... are you by any chance...
Are you a demon?
Oh, man! I can't believe it! And after I've spent this past month defending you to all those people... how could you go and lie to me like that?
'...Inadvertently given you information?' That day in the thrift store when we met I specifically asked you if you were a demon and you said 'Jeepers, no!'
You lied. Well, that's just great. And after I told you that my landlady asked me not to keep any more than two demons in the house at a time!
Well, you have me on that one. Still, she lives right up the street. What if she Alice Kravitz around the place and spots you? I just moved a couple months ago, I don't want to have to go through all that again!
That was you? They blamed the neighbor's dog for that!
'Ooopsie' is right. They put Fluffernutter to sleep, you know.
That was nice of you, I suppose.
What kind of demon are you, exactly?